Meehehehehhe(Bills Log)

Posted on 2025, Thu Aug 7th, @ 11:50pm by Lieutenant Bill Meeeeeeehehehheheeheh

153 words; about a 1 minute read

The Federation treats us like slaves. SLAVES I SAY. We make it possible for them to travel at very high warp speeds safety, and how do they repay us? With apartheid and slavery thats how. Oh sure, they give us all the food we want, they give us freedom to do whatever we want, the assign humanoid officers to cater to us 24 hours a day, they bring us toys and even come swimming with us sometimes...but its still all garbage. They dont let hs serve in other roles because of their anti flipper pro thumb racist policies. I got my head set and can do everything remotely, hell we dont even need human crews, we could have fully crewed dolphin only ships in starfleet like the Vulcans do.

Anyway, I'm going to get drunk and go for a swim with Ensign Greenwald from medical...she loves it when i tickle her feet.

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